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Probably judging
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Be nice. We remember faces.

Pretty drinks. Bad attitudes.

Caffeine. Protein. Sarcasm. Coffee, spritzers and protein drinks from a Port Angeles drive-thru, served by girls who are probably judging your order. Lovingly.

Our philosophy: caffeine, protein, sarcasm

Caffeine.

01 / Fuel

For humans with places to be and attitudes to maintain. We make it strong, we make it pretty, we make it fast-ish.

(the legal kind of buzz)

Protein.

02 / Gains

Protein for your gains. Sarcasm for free. For people who mention their workout unprompted. (We noticed. Good for you.)

we see you, leg day.

Sarcasm.

03 / Attitude

Complimentary with every order. Non-refundable. Non-negotiable. Served by an all-girl crew who think you're cool. Mostly.

*eye roll included
Pick a drink. Pick a personality.

The menu.
Keep up.

Sample menu. Names come from Bean Me Up's Instagram; prices and descriptions are placeholders until the girls sign off.

Spritzers

Fizzy. Pretty. A little extra. Like you.

Spritzers are the loudest thing we make. Bright, bubbly, unreasonably photogenic. Built for the drive home and the photo you post before the drive home.

Fizz level: illegal Side effect: instant posting
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Free delivery

We deliver.
You do nothing.

Free delivery, because leaving the house is a lot. We bring the caffeine and the attitude. You just open the door.

Delivery fee$0.00

Not a typo. We checked twice.

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(360) 670-7227. Pay with Venmo.

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Homes and offices in town. 3-drink minimum.

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Order by 7:30am. We'll handle the rest.

Estimated arrival: faster than your group chat picks a restaurant.

Meet the girls

The girls
behind the chaos.

Port Angeles' most questionable coffee experts. Hot girls, cold drinks, zero patience, and a mental list of everyone who orders a plain drip.

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  • Go-to drink: [her pick]
  • Will judge you for: [her pet peeve]
On Instagram

Stalk us. Politely.

Drops, specials, chaos and the occasional good lighting. It all lands on Instagram first.

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Sample posts until real ones are dropped in. No live feed is connected.

Location & contact

Pull up.

Map: Bean Me Up Coffee is on N Lilac Ave, just north of Highway 101 in Port Angeles Map data © Google
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